[Introduction]
Welcome, welcome, to my second “explained” post.
This post will attempt to explain the most deep and obscure woolwars theories that I definitely did not make up for this post and this post only
Just remember guys, before we get into this that only a small percentage of you guys watching are actually subsc
Before we begin, I’d like to explain what an iceberg explained post is. If you’vee been on youtube recently you may or may not have seen a video titled “The (Thing here) Iceberg explained”. These videos go over theories on a picture of an iceberg, which each level of the iceberg having more and more dark and obscure ones.
According to google.com “An iceberg is a large piece of freshwater ice that has broken off a glacier or an ice shelf and is floating freely in open water.”
Alright, now that we all understand what we’re getting into, I hope you enjoy.
Well here it is, the woolwars iceberg.
As you can see, there is quite a bit to cover, so this post will be on the longer side.
We’ll start with the tip.
THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG
- “Woolwars name origin”
This is a pretty obvious one. The name woolwars comes from the combination of “Kit” and “PVP”. “Wool” and “War”, which makes sense since the game is a battle royale (or war) where the main item used is wool.
- The fly travels maps
Another simple one. The answer to this question is also clear. The fly on sewer is a paid actor and actually has to manually fly to each map that he/she is in.
- beanep best woolwars player.
This theory was confirmed by a certain admin in discord. There is nothing else to say here.
Simple, right? Everything on the tip was probably already known by everyone / extremely easy to explain. Now moving onto the next layer.
Shallow water
- “glider bad”.
Glider is a kit that allows you to “glide” downwards while holding shift, but deactivates if you’re hit midair.
This is a very controversial topic on woolwars, where many people think glider is fine and other people think it’s bad and other people literally do not care at all. One time 3 posts were made about the kit on the same day. I don’t think theres anything else to say about this topic other then it’s very opinion based and theres nothing really to debunk here.
- Map tier lists
Map tier lists are… tier lists made of woolwars maps. This also includes map surveys. They should be gone over in the shallows since again theyre very opinion based and there is nothing to really debunk here. People often have discussions about their favorite maps and why in the #woolwars channel.
- Wall running is scaffolding.
As seen in this image, many newer players accuse people that are wall running (spamming blocks on the wall… and running… not sure how to explain this better…) of using the “scaffold” hack. If you actually watch someone wall run it does look sort of similar but the hack is much different and easier to spot because people who scaffold don’t do it on walls.
Also pretty simple, I think anyway. Moving onto the next layer
Actually underwater now lol (I forget the real name)
- me when
Me when is a pretty famous image in the woolwars community discord (and forums.)
You might have seen an entire post’s replies just get images of a man standing in his living room with a fan in the background with the text “me when”.
Me when refers to the joke of not completing your sentence in order to confuse people.
@calicow used to do this aswell, saying things like “helix, sometimes I look at you and think” or “sometimes, I play woolwars”.
- The enderpearl glitch
The enderpearl glitch is a woolwars bug that makes you lose kill credit if someone throws an enderpearl and then dies. Nothing really to say about this one, though it will probably be fixed soon :)
- ImBoris’s 0 second win
This will also be going over glitched games in general as I think theyre an interesting topic. Glitched games take many forms, whether they just end instantly (in ImBoris’s case), freeze everyone in place, spawn everyone outside map borders, or make it so no one spawns with wool. The cause of glitched games isn’t known to me at least, but we can conclude that ImBoris’s 0 second win was pure skill and can only be replicated by the best.
Moving onto the next layer.
Kind of deep area ig
- Dream skins
Dream skins are people who use the popular youtuber dream because they think he’s cool, because they just like the skin, because they entered a giveaway or something, or for some other reason entirely. The reason this is far down is because people often say “TARGET THE DREAM SKIN” which I think is a mean thing to do just because you don’t like someone’s minecraft skin. There has been a post made about this topic already.
- Joekoe and ImBoris are the same person
They have the exact same ping, which obviously means they must be the same person. 
That is the dutch flag rotated because I couldn’t find flag_nl on here.
- Diamond sword OP remove plz
This isn’t a theory. It’s just a statement. It basically 3 hits you unless you’re in full iron. I don’t know if damage values are changed (probably not) but imo I think it’s just sort of overpowered.
- Why are there so many cow skins
Cow skins, or their scientific name, “Appa clan members” are people who are members of the Appa clan. People who don’t know about Avatar the last airbender sometimes wonder why everyone is wearing a skin that looks like a cow. (No screenshot sorry) This has happened multiple times. When I first joined woolwars I already saw Avatar and was still very confused why there was a community around it on woolwars. The reason for it is [REDACTED]
The Depths
- Abuse games
Abuse games are games where JMOD+ (staff members) are able to play a game where they can… abuse. They don’t do it in public lobbies, they do it in event games that sometimes give prizes to the winner. Sometimes admins/devs spawn in enderdragons… which sure is difficult. The reason why I put it in the depths is because I felt like it.
- Admins aren’t real
As you can see here, munchymc has 7 “admins” online at the time I’ve made this post. As you can see here I took a screenshot of them
You may notice, there aren’t any. This is because MunchyMc’s admins are… well, not real.
“But I’ve seen one in game…”
No, you haven’t. That’s just your imagination creating an image in your head. Think of it like virtual reality.
If admins were real though, I’d assume they would be very nice.
Finally, the most scary theory of them all. Please proceed with caution, for this last theory is not for the faint of heart.
Number 3
Brazil
Woolwars has recently had a trend of having secret bases slightly below the lobby floor. They’re always extremely difficult to get into, with armed JMODS at every corner of it. This dark realm is known as Woolwars Brazil.
As someone who was lucky enough to survive not one but MAYBE 4 EDITIONS of woolwars brazil can say a lot about it.
Woolwars brazil can consist of a few things - An abandoned village underground
A prison block for cows… and… who knows what else…
An apartment block with a pool, with the sign “Welcome to Brazil” by the entrance
Literally just an area with flat grass.
Each edition of woolwars brazil is very dangerous and definitely not fun to be in at all. (
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And there it is guys, the woolwars iceberg explained. Please leave your theories in the comments so I can add them into the changelog below 
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Thank you for reading! 
Changelog :
1/29/21 2:50 PM EST
SixDactyl, Kind of deep area ig
Added by popular demand, this theory refers to the… relationship… between players @JamieDactyl and @SixNumbers. This “relationship” consists of throwing flowers, wearing matching gold boots, and just talking. You can see some of the evidence here
I put this in “Kind of deep area” because this it’s slightly strange, but not in the depths because it’s easy to notice and not dangerous.
I interviewed Jamie around this to which he replies “WE ARE COOL!” Truly explains a lot around this theory.
Six replies with
More on this theory soon, as there is a lot to cover.
