Right lads. Ever wondered whats going on in the world of Woolwars? Who’s gotten married? What scandalous breakups have shattered the social scene? Look no further than TWOW, a weekly post that’ll bring you up to speed!
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THIS WEEK ON WOOLWARS, JamieDactyl AND SixBullets GOT MARRIED!
As theorised by the incredible @HELIXSREVENGE in this post: The Woolwars Iceberg (EXPLAINED)
JamieDactyl and SixBullets are, in fact, together! They got married today after @Atterax attempted to ruin the wedding by constantly building coarse dirt houses. They then had a honeymoon in an event game that only around a quarter of the guests attended.
Shortly after, JamieDactyl cried and broke up with Six, but rumor has it, it was a short term fight and they’re already happily enjoying their honeyjupiter.
RAT GETS BETTER!
In this (not sponsored) segment of the paper, we report that Rat (IGN: FrimousseAuKiwi) is GETTING BETTER AT WOOLWARS!
According to the man himself (in an exclusive interview) he is BETTER than @Samantha_rawr_XD, who is reportedly STINKY!
He can reportedly BEAT both SolusContinuum and fluffyuncorn2013 EASILY in battle!
We will be watching his career closely. He’s also cute. Maybe a kiss @EvillRat?
THE LEADERBOARDS
This will be a recurring segment in TWOW! Today, it’ll just be a picture of the leaderboards, however, for the next weeks, I will be comparing a week’s difference in the leaderboards, and giving an award to the Most Improved.
Here they are:
Thanks to HELIXSREVENGE for the pictures.
Thanks all for reading the first volume of This Week on WOOLWARS! Tune in next week! Make sure to leave any suggestions for stories of segments in the replies, and leave this post a LIKE if you like it!
numba six!
