Heads up, polls #10 shall be better than this one. I have really been too sick but I’m still alive. :)
But before we hop on the polls, 3 polls to reply to hehe!
Am I late?- Yes
- Yesn’t
- No
- Not at all
- Glad you got some rest
- Hope you are better
Anticipating again… W or L polls?- W
- L
- Let me see the polls… literally!
- You tell us.
Do you like the new font change?- Yeah, don’t mind really.
- Hell no, it’s horrendous.
- Kinda in between-
- I wish I cared!!!
Okay, happy answering!
Which veggie would cause the most chaos if it went extinct?- Potatoes
- Onions
- Tomatoes
- Carrots
Mystery packages arrive daily at your door. What’s inside?- Random socks
- Old VHS tapes
- Snacks from the 90s
- Glitter bombs
If all humans had to move around differently, which rule is funniest?- Hop everywhere
- Only moonwalk
- Always skip
- Roll like logs
Which cursed burger would you try once?- Ice cream burger
- Noodle bun burger
- Donut burger
- Salad-only burger
Everyday objects can now yell. Which one is worst?- Toilet
- Fridge
- Bed
- Laptop
Which game would be terrifying if real life followed its rules?- Monopoly
- Jenga
- Mario Kart
- Pac-Man
Soap smells can talk. Which phrase fits best?- “You stink”
- “Fresh vibes only”
- “Clean or leave”
- “Scrub harder”
Chickens suddenly become intelligent. What happens first?- Chicken unions
- Take over farms
- Start podcasts
- Replace politicians
Every liquid tastes like one flavor forever. Which one do you pick?- Vanilla
- Lemon
- Chocolate
- Mint
- Water
What retro console mascot would rule today’s internet?- Pac-Man
- Sonic
- Mario
- Space Invaders alien
Which invention would instantly improve life?- Invisibility umbrella
- Teleport elevator
- Universal remote for people
- Mood-color shoes
Pandas suddenly become carnivores. Society reacts by:- Panic
- Zoos close
- Panda chefs appear
- Memes explode
Which smell would ruin the world if permanent?- Onion
- Gasoline
- Wet dog
- Rotten fish
Castles make a comeback as modern housing. Would you live in one?- Yes, majestic
- No, drafty
- Maybe, if WiFi works
- Only with moat access
Monkeys get hired for jobs. Which career suits them?- Bartender
- Taxi driver
- Teacher
- Fitness coach
Best fry shape supremacy?- Curly
- Waffle
- Shoestring
- Steak cut
If phones only worked once per day, who gets your call?- Best friend
- Family
- Work
- Random stranger
Giant snails become new pets. Best feature?- Rideable shell
- Slime trails
- Eternal naps
- ASMR chewing
Movie theaters swap popcorn for…?- Spaghetti
- Tacos
- Soup
- Chips
Which laundry item vanishes the most?- Socks
- Shirts
- Towels
- Underwear
Which alternate history sounds funniest?- Dinosaurs invented WiFi
- Romans had microwaves
- Vikings discovered pizza
- Cavemen used TikTok
Crocodiles wear shoes. Which style fits them?- Sneakers
- Crocs (ironic)
- High heels
- Sandals
Pumpkins glow neon instead of orange. Cool or cursed?- Cool
- Cursed
- Depends on color
- Who cares, pie exists
Beds change shape nightly. Which version is best?- Hammock
- Couch
- Beanbag
- Inflatable raft
Drinks only come in one container. Which one?- Buckets
- Spray bottles
- Jars
- Bags
Penguins replace pigeons in cities. Reaction?- Chaos
- Cute
- Expensive upkeep
- Ice roads incoming
Pens can gossip about their writers. What do they say?- “Terrible handwriting”
- “Writes too much”
- “Never uses me”
- “I’m the chosen one”
If one video game world became real, which would you choose?- Animal Crossing
- GTA
- Minecraft
- Pokémon
- Zelda
Bees grow human-sized. What’s society’s move?- Treaties
- Panic
- Honey industry boom
- Relocate to space
Which snack deserves royalty treatment?- Pretzels
- Nachos
- Popcorn
- Chips
If cities floated in the sky, biggest issue?- Falling trash
- Elevators everywhere
- Bird traffic
- WiFi problems
Milk glows in the dark now. How do you react?- Terrified
- Amused
- Profit ideas
- Drink more
Koalas suddenly start sprinting. What happens?- Road chaos
- Olympic team
- Fear in parks
- Cute disaster
Which forbidden ice cream flavor is least terrible?- Garlic
- Pickle
- Ketchup
- Bread
Commercials now last 10 minutes each. Do you:- Stop watching TV
- Multitask
- Watch for memes
- Cry
Horses start talking. Their main complaint?- Bad saddles
- Boring races
- Weird haircuts
- Too much neighing
Skateboards become alive. What’s their personality?- Reckless
- Chill
- Loud
- Clingy
Pizza slices shrink every bite you take. Nightmare?- Yes
- No, fun challenge
- Depends on topping
- Unlimited diet hack
Water freezes at room temp now. What’s humanity’s fix?- Always microwaves
- Fire buckets
- Relocate south
- Drink slushies only
Snakes are now fluffy. What’s their fate?- Pets
- Fashion icons
- Still scary
- Meme legends
Instant noodles take 2 hours instead of 2 minutes. Reactions?- Anger
- Respect tradition
- Switch snacks
- Still worth it
Carts in stores get AI. What’s their attitude?- Sassy
- Helpful
- Annoying
- Lazy
Wolves replace house dogs. Best outcome?- Epic guard pets
- Chaos
- Nature bonded
- Bye furniture
Radios only play one genre forever. Which one survives?- Rock
- Pop
- Classical
- EDM
If volcanoes erupted candy, best type?- Chocolate
- Gummy bears
- Caramel
- Cotton candy
Bikes can talk. What’s their vibe?- Judgmental
- Motivational
- Sarcastic
- Excited
Salad becomes the new fast food craze. Do you join?- Yes
- No
- Only for memes
- Depends on sauce
Birds deliver packages instead of drones. Reaction?- Chaos
- Cute
- Delays
- Free feathers
Top hats come back as trend. Do you wear one?- Yes
- No
- Only ironically
- Depends on price
Pickles can sing now. Their genre?- Opera
- Metal
- Country
- Pop
Featured polls~
Am I late?
Anticipating again… W or L polls?
Do you like the new font change?
Which veggie would cause the most chaos if it went extinct?
Mystery packages arrive daily at your door. What’s inside?
If all humans had to move around differently, which rule is funniest?
Which cursed burger would you try once?
Everyday objects can now yell. Which one is worst?
Which game would be terrifying if real life followed its rules?
Soap smells can talk. Which phrase fits best?
Chickens suddenly become intelligent. What happens first?
Every liquid tastes like one flavor forever. Which one do you pick?
What retro console mascot would rule today’s internet?
Which invention would instantly improve life?
Pandas suddenly become carnivores. Society reacts by:
Which smell would ruin the world if permanent?
Castles make a comeback as modern housing. Would you live in one?
Monkeys get hired for jobs. Which career suits them?
Best fry shape supremacy?
If phones only worked once per day, who gets your call?
Giant snails become new pets. Best feature?
Movie theaters swap popcorn for…?
Which laundry item vanishes the most?
Which alternate history sounds funniest?
Crocodiles wear shoes. Which style fits them?
Pumpkins glow neon instead of orange. Cool or cursed?
Beds change shape nightly. Which version is best?
Drinks only come in one container. Which one?
Penguins replace pigeons in cities. Reaction?
Pens can gossip about their writers. What do they say?
If one video game world became real, which would you choose?
Bees grow human-sized. What’s society’s move?
Which snack deserves royalty treatment?
If cities floated in the sky, biggest issue?
Milk glows in the dark now. How do you react?
Koalas suddenly start sprinting. What happens?
Which forbidden ice cream flavor is least terrible?
Commercials now last 10 minutes each. Do you:
Horses start talking. Their main complaint?
Skateboards become alive. What’s their personality?
Pizza slices shrink every bite you take. Nightmare?
Water freezes at room temp now. What’s humanity’s fix?
Snakes are now fluffy. What’s their fate?
Instant noodles take 2 hours instead of 2 minutes. Reactions?
Carts in stores get AI. What’s their attitude?
Wolves replace house dogs. Best outcome?
Radios only play one genre forever. Which one survives?
If volcanoes erupted candy, best type?
Bikes can talk. What’s their vibe?
Salad becomes the new fast food craze. Do you join?
Birds deliver packages instead of drones. Reaction?
Top hats come back as trend. Do you wear one?
Pickles can sing now. Their genre?