Okay…
- Added the extra polls in the poll summary. (As if someone even reads it)
I am not late… nor tired…
You wake up in a video game. What’s your first instinct?- Look for inventory
- Punch trees
- Hunt for food
- Chicken jockey
- Kill everyone
- Exist?
- …
- Check if I’m the main character
You can only keep one forever: deodorant, toothpaste, or soap?- Deodorant
- Toothpaste
- Soap
What’s your breakfast personality?- Sweet & gentle
- Spicy & chaotic
- I skip breakfast and regret it
Which office supply has the most unhinged energy?- Paperclip
- Stapler
- Sticky notes
- Your questions are unhinged.
Would you keep a cursed bone if it gave you good luck?- Yes, obviously
- Only if I knew the curse
- No way, bad vibes
Your life right now: calm train ride or chaotic rollercoaster?- Calm train ride
- Chaotic rollercoaster
- I fell off the ride
Do you secretly love unboxing packages that aren’t yours?- Yes, I live for it
- No, that’s sacred
- Only if it’s mysterious
Most powerful hour of the day?- 0 a.m.p.m.whatever
- 3 a.m
- 4 a.m
- 5 a.m
- 6 a.m
- 7 a.m
- 8 a.m
- 9 a.m
- 10 a.m
- 11:11 a.m
- Golden hour
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Which animal would absolutely roast you in a rap battle?- Parrot
- Goose
- Squirrel
- Moose
- Turtle
- Frog
- Duck
- Chicken
- I am the one who roasts okay?
How do you eat your popcorn?- Piece by piece
- Chaotic handfuls
- I drop it all anyway
- Vaccum. Literally. Like don’t even ask.
Would you leave Earth if it meant free Wi-Fi forever?- Yes, beam me up
- No, I like grass (Liars)
- Maybe if snacks are included
Your phone dies at 3%. What do you do?- Charge it? Like a normal human being.
- Panic and sprint
- Pretend I’m strong
- Accept my fate
- Believe it can last longer
- Play Subway Surfers
- My phone actually never dies at 3. I’ll actually have you know that it can actually last for actual 15 minutes so I can actually do everything I actually need to actually do.
Which plant is definitely plotting something?- Aloe Vera
- Fern
- Cactus
- @Ironnose
You’re royalty now. First law you pass?- Nap breaks mandatory
- Dessert before dinner
- Ban all meetings
- Delete social medias
- Abolish school
- None. I don’t care about people.
If your soul had a color palette, what would it be?- Pastels
- Neons
- Moody grayscale
Would you peek at your future if you couldn’t change it?- Yes, I need to know
- No, ignorance is bliss
- Only a little peek
Which crustacean gives off strong main character vibes?- Crab
- Lobster
- Shrimp
Have you ever cried because you were too hungry?- Yes (No way…)
- Not yet, but close
- No, I transcend hunger
Cap or no cap: 1+1 = 3?- Cap
- No cap
- L’expression “1 + 1 = 3” peut être utilisée de manière métaphorique. Par exemple, dans le contexte d’une relation de couple, on peut dire que le couple crée quelque chose de plus que la somme des deux individus, et donc, “1 + 1 = 3” représente cette synergie. De même, dans le domaine de l’économie et de la gestion, la synergie entre deux équipes, deux entreprises ou deux stratégies peut être interprétée comme “1 + 1 = 3” en termes d’impact et de résultats.
Which door is lying to you?- The red one
- The squeaky one
- The one that’s slightly open
- The
What vegetable deserves an apology?- Broccoli
- Brussel sprouts
- Turnips
What’s the weirdest thing a forest fairy might collect?- Teeth
- Lost buttons
- Forgotten secrets
Are your best ideas spontaneous or marinated?- Spontaneous chaos
- Marinated over time
- Both, it depends
- What makes you think I have any?
Which video game genre fits your social life?- Sandbox
- Stealth
- Battle Royale
- Adventure
- Indie
- RPG
- Moba
- Welcome to OoOOoOoOsssuUuUuUUuuuU!
Do you trust someone who still uses the radio?- Yes, they’re vintage
- No, suspicious
- Only if it’s a car radio
Lego or puzzle piece: which is more evil underfoot?- Lego
- Puzzle piece
- A surprise D4 dice
- Grass. Hate that thing!
Chaos energy level: gentle breeze or indoor tornado?- Gentle breeze
- Indoor tornado
- Silent storm
- Big bang
Which retro tech would you revive?- VHS
- CD players
- Flip phones (Oh my goddddddddd
)
Do you still flinch when your phone rings?- Yes, every time
- No, I’m brave
- Only unknown numbers
How socially drained are you after a hangout?- Energized and happy
- A little tired
- Totally wiped
- I need a full recharge day
Is tea calming or suspiciously quiet?- Calming
- Suspicious
- Depends who made it
What’s the most untrustworthy shape?- Circle
- Square
- Triangle
- Rhombus
- Trapezoid
- Octagon
- Pentagon
- Yourwholepushisgon
Your social battery lasts…- All day
- A few hours
- One interaction max
Are you a rip-the-wrapper or peel-it-gently gift opener?- Rip it like chaos
- Peel it like a spy (What makes you think you’re special?)
- Depends who’s watching
Have you ever made accidental eye contact with a squirrel?- Yes, it changed me
- No, I avoid them
- I am the squirrel
Do you keep random strings “just in case”?- Yes, always
- No, I purge
- Only the cool ones
- I treasure needles!!!
What does your high school notebook doodle say about you?- Creative genius
- Inner turmoil
- Chaos gremlin
- I did not have a notebook…
Mirror version of you… friend or enemy?- Friend
- Enemy
- Frenemy frenemy FRENEMY!
Does cake taste better at 2 a.m.?- Yes, 100%
- No, I sleep
- Only if it’s chocolate
- Only if it’s vanilla
- Only if it’s cheese
- Only if there’s an actual cake
Do you trust beach sand?- Yes, it’s pure
- No, it hides secrets
- Only in small doses
- I wanna eat it sometimes
Would you time travel if the return button looked sketchy?- Absolutely
- No thanks
- Only with snacks. Who wouldn’t do anything for snacks?
Which appliance has beef with you?- Toaster
- Microwave
- Vacuum
- TV
- Life
Which notebook holds forbidden knowledge?- The one that does not exist
- The one without pages
- The one with doodles
- The one covered with bubblegum
- The dusty one
- The one that whispers
- The one that’s been used by all my friends
- The one that I can’t remember
- The one with an actual locker
Would you explore a glowing hole in the ground without asking questions?- Yes
- No
- Only if there’s treasure
How do you pose when caught in a surprise photo?- Peace sign
- Freeze in fear
- Awkward smile
- I disappear
Pick a sneaky animal you’d want as a spy partner:- Cat
- Crow
- Snake
- Octopus
Which sound heals your soul instantly?- Glass shattering
- Blowing wind
- Falling leaves
- Rain on windows
- Crackling fire
- Cat purring
- My super duper PC ULTRA PRO setup booting
Are you more heart-first or brain-first?- Heart-first
- Brain-first
- Impulse-first
- Quit-first
What random item is always in your bag?- Pen with no cap
- Snack wrapper
- Unknown receipt
- Invoices
- Bo o wowah
- Face mask
- Lipstick
- Phone
- People still use bags?
Are your thoughts more “poet” or “goblin”?- Poet
- Goblin
- Goblins
- Spear goblins
- Baby goblins
- Dart goblin
- Goblin gang
- Goblin barrel
- Goblin hut
- Goblin giant
- Goblin drill
- Goblin cage
- Goblin machine
- Goblin demolisher
- Goblin curse
- Suspicious goblin bush
- Goblinstein
- E-Giant
- Depends on the weather
Last 2 polls…
Ban @Candlea ?- Yes
- No
- I still hate you
- The option not to option again. Yes. The option not to option again.
W or L polls?- W
- L
- Quit being late. (Okay sorry)
See you in polls #7, if I ever make it… still need to find a new name for this and an actual schedule…
Featured polls~
You wake up in a video game. What’s your first instinct?
You can only keep one forever: deodorant, toothpaste, or soap?
What’s your breakfast personality?
Which office supply has the most unhinged energy?
Would you keep a cursed bone if it gave you good luck?
Your life right now: calm train ride or chaotic rollercoaster?
Do you secretly love unboxing packages that aren’t yours?
Most powerful hour of the day?
Which animal would absolutely roast you in a rap battle?
How do you eat your popcorn?
Would you leave Earth if it meant free Wi-Fi forever?
Your phone dies at 3%. What do you do?
Which plant is definitely plotting something?
You’re royalty now. First law you pass?
If your soul had a color palette, what would it be?
Would you peek at your future if you couldn’t change it?
Which crustacean gives off strong main character vibes?
Have you ever cried because you were too hungry?
Cap or no cap: 1+1 = 3?
Which door is lying to you?
What vegetable deserves an apology?
What’s the weirdest thing a forest fairy might collect?
Are your best ideas spontaneous or marinated?
Which video game genre fits your social life?
Do you trust someone who still uses the radio?
Lego or puzzle piece: which is more evil underfoot?
Chaos energy level: gentle breeze or indoor tornado?
Which retro tech would you revive?
Do you still flinch when your phone rings?
How socially drained are you after a hangout?
Is tea calming or suspiciously quiet?
What’s the most untrustworthy shape?
Your social battery lasts…
Are you a rip-the-wrapper or peel-it-gently gift opener?
Have you ever made accidental eye contact with a squirrel?
Do you keep random strings “just in case”?
What does your high school notebook doodle say about you?
Mirror version of you… friend or enemy?
Does cake taste better at 2 a.m.?
Do you trust beach sand?
Would you time travel if the return button looked sketchy?
Which appliance has beef with you?
Which notebook holds forbidden knowledge?
Would you explore a glowing hole in the ground without asking questions?
How do you pose when caught in a surprise photo?
Pick a sneaky animal you’d want as a spy partner:
Which sound heals your soul instantly?
Are you more heart-first or brain-first?
What random item is always in your bag?
Are your thoughts more “poet” or “goblin”?
Ban @Candlea ?
W or L polls?
for those who voted on all polls!
