Story telling game

Been a while since I saw a forum game so I thought I would start one.
How this works: I will start a story with one sentence, and we want to get a big chain of replies continuing the story (one sentence per reply)

I’ll begin:
Once upon a time

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There was a guy

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and that guy was a musician

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and the guy wanted to be rich.

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who spent all his day practicing voo-doo

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to re-instate communism

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And bring back the USSR

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in a town called MONKE

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he lived in a…

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Giant castle and

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failed to save peach

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and decided to

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buy a cat

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. After buying the cat,

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he decided that

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he would throw the cat out his castle window cause cats stink

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and he bought a monke instead

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he called it…

xXProGamerMonke09Xx

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and then he threw it into a fire because it smel

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So he bought dog because they are the best

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