Punny jokes

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I have some really punny jokes badum chingggg
I found myself swimming in a pool of orange juice, but then I realised it was just a FANTA-SEA

When I die, I wanna be cremated because it’s my last chance to get a smoking hot body

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo

I was wondering why the ball was getting closer and closer. Then it hit me.

I asked my mum what the biggest joke she has ever made was and then the pointed at me

What are some other jokes and puns?? :joy::joy:

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Cease.

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No u.

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Prime example why you shouldn’t do drugs

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UnBEElievable, This topic is so BEEautiful that i can’t BEEhave myself. I’ve got to BEE careful BEEcause this is some serious BEEsness

P.S:
Don’t look, but i’m BEEhind you.

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MyBee and MackMack are now blocked

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omg i looked.

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