I was reluctant to make this post, but here we are. Let’s discuss the current state of prison:
For starters, there’s not enough players. I would really enjoy the pvp a lot more if I had more people to fight. Instead, I’ve been fighting the same larry and his goons during prison break ALL ALONE! I’ve won several games, but it’s gotten so boring I stopped playing. Yes, I stopped playing. There needs to be some sort of advertisement going on- otherwise many of the existing players, including myself, will end up quitting. This server is WAY too good to stop playing so I implore its admins to clock some OT to build the player base.
Second, the items are too op. What do you mean I can fly around in the outside world? What do you mean I can kill people in one hit? What do you mean I can open chests without right clicking them individually? This has to stop. For this early of a stage of the map, the economy and players have progressed FAR too much. What do I suggest as a compromise you might ask? A rollback. Not just any rollback, however, but THE rollback. A rollback to end all rollbacks. Abundant on crack when? Thanos update who? How about a hard reset of everyone’s balances and cell blocks in conjunction with a cell owner reset which would unrent everyone’s cells but maintain the contents of the cell, sparking a free for all and really bring life back to prison map 11! No more tyranny from the oppressive shark gang. No more 1v15s over a set of guard gear. With this revolutionary rollback, clankers like Myrandaaaa will have a chance to play the game. And by just month 5, Myrandaaaa can live comfortably in her prestige 1 cell which she previously spent 8 months obtaining. That means she would be 60% more economically developed than the map prior! Clankers like Myrandaaaa need help in any way possible, and in her case, this rollback would support her in a way that no two elbow crutches ever could! I mean wow… the proof is in her breakfast pudding.
Third and finally, the staff roster is outdated. I mean why am I not apart of this lovely team of hard working individuals? I have done nothing but be kind and helpful to each and every prison player, staff included. Despite this being my 10th year on munchy, I remain loyal and feel I deserve a shot at something bigger and better. I want to learn the business. Minecraft is a growing industry and I feel Minecraft customer service is a thing of the near future and that munchy prison is an excellent place to start! I’ve started learning the business already and would like an interview. I’m available whenever. If I’m sleeping, I’ll wake myself up to answer your call. Any interested recruiters should hit up my discord @flattering. I know I would be a great asset to the prison staff team and prison community as a whole. Check my record, I only have 26 punishments in 10 years consisting of: 1 antihax ban from many years ago, 3 or 4 one second joke mutes, and approximately 20 auto mutes for spam (sorry!). I’m a very kind, welcoming and accepting person. Just ask any of my friends. Anyways, my point is that I think I do a lot for the prison community and deserve a shot- but the ball is in your court.
Thank you for your consideration, and I hope this post opens the eyes of those who are capable of bringing these changes into reality to create a more enjoyable prison experience for the vast majority of the prison community. It would allow even the non-hardcore grinders to become formidable just like larry and his gang. I dedicate this post to you, @Myrandaaaa. You deserve a fighting chance on this server, and I trust my activism shall grant you this opportunity.
Love,
Isaac
