Pardon me for being late, today just wasn’t my day and sanity is going low really fast but it can be better if you answer all polls! 
Without further ado, let’s jump right into it:
Which brain upgrade would you choose?- Infinite curiosity
- Perfect memory
- Master of logic
- Endless stupidity
What would be your animal sidekick?- A clever fox
- A giant tortoise
- A teleporting ferret
- A mischievous peacock
If colors had moods, which one fits you today?- Melancholy Blue
- Energetic Orange
- Mysterious Purple
- Cosy Green
You open a box and find…?- A glowing orb
- A letter from future you
- A live duck in a tuxedo
- A picture of yourself
- @AntiSkeppy
Which reality glitch would you exploit?- Freeze time randomly
- Turn doors into portals
- Objects occasionally talk
- I’d rather hack
Which type of NPC are you in a fantasy world?- The quirky shopkeeper
- The mysterious stranger
- The sarcastic bard
- The ONE
- The one that everyone thinks will be playable but ends up only be an NPC forever
You put on magic goggles—what do they reveal?- People’s emotions
- People’s last dreams
- People’s intentions
If you could grow one thing instantly, what would it be?- A treehouse
- A garden of rare herbs
- A ladder to the clouds
- Me
The ocean speaks to you. What does it offer?- A conch that sings
- A map to the lost sea
- A pearl of forgotten memories
A secret room opens in your house. What’s inside?- A room stuck in time
- A room with another secret room
- A wall of whispering books
- A glowing crystal puzzle
Choose a bizarre invention to exist:- Wind-powered toaster
- Mirror that shows truths
- Hat that translates cat speech
Which unusual game show would you win?- Guess the alien
- Scream in harmony
- Invisible obstacle course
A mysterious character gives you a gift. What is it?- Air
- A never-empty journal
- A compass that points to nothing
- A marble that shows memories
- A broom that you can fly on
- A command block
If your shadow had a secret power, what would it be?- Predicting your mood
- Copying your moves independently
- Collecting echoes
You find a scroll with one spell. It casts:- A random language
- Color-changing air
- 5 seconds of déjà vu
Which kind of mysterious bird delivers your messages?- One with metallic feathers
- One that glows faintly at dusk
- One that speaks in rhymes
- A damn pigeon
A forgotten radio starts playing…?- Messages from your dreams
- Music from another planet
- News from a reality that never was
Your bed floats into the sky—where do you land?- A city in the clouds
- A field of glowing flowers
- A quiet island with one tree
- My house
You can step into any painting. What kind?- A cozy rainy street
- A surreal dreamscape
- A frozen arctic voyage
- A magical wonderland
- La Joconde
If your laugh caused a magical effect, what would it be?- Infinite laughs
- Flowers bloom
- Lights flicker
- Invisible creatures giggle back
A vending machine gives you a bottle labeled “???” What flavor is it?- I don’t know
- I genuinely don’t know
- I’m probably not going to keep it
- Water.
What item would protect you from bugs in reality?- A scarf worn by @RossRao
- @DarkKnights22’s favorite teacup
- @Fumaz’s sunglasses
If you wore a mask that changed your fate, what would it look like?- Porcelain with cracks
- Mirror-like and faceless
- Smiling, but glowing red
A tiny dragon offers you a pact. What do you gain?- Control over flame
- Knowledge of old languages
- Wings made of ash
Which kind of impossible job would you want?- Cloud sculptor
- Dream cartographer
- Emotion librarian
If your life had a hidden soundtrack, what genre would it secretly be?- Lo-fi mystery
- Retro-futurist synth
- Haunting orchestral folk
You grow one extra magical tooth. What does it do?- Whatever you eat tastes good
- Makes you control your hunger
- Glows when someone lies
What cursed carnival attraction would you try?- Carousel of regrets
- Maze of missed chances
- Tunnel of almost-love
A dessert grants you wisdom. What form does it take?- Mooncake
- Jelly
- Macaron
What would your haunted candle do?- Whispers your thoughts aloud
- Changes color with emotions
- Floats when danger nears
- Grind on a Minecraft server named MunchyMC (Right answer only)
A letter arrives with no return address. Inside:- A drawing of your future
- A word you’ve never seen before
A forgotten pager on your desk beeps. It displays:- “Do not forget her.”
- “The door is open.”
- “They’re listening again.”
- “What the hell.”
- “Let me in!”
- “HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!”
What harmless fear would you want to gain magical powers from?- Cracked mirrors
- Empty swings
- Overripe fruit
- Red curtains
- You
If everyone had one hidden label, what would yours read?- “Mildly unpredictable”
- “Was here before”
- “Handle with wonder”
- “Please be gentle”
- “GGs”
- “You are cooked”
What secret would your socks whisper to each other?- “We’ve been switched again.”
- “They don’t know we walk alone.”
- “Tonight, we run.”
- “Are we sure they shower?”
- “The smell is just unbearable…”
- “Shoot… they’re back.”
- “HIDE QUICK!”
Which object in your home is quietly alive?- The carpet
- The shelf
- The fan
- The wardrobe
- The teapot
- The mirror
- The leftmost pillow
If one app on your phone held a forbidden secret, which would it be?- Discord
- Snapchat
- Messenger
- Line
- Skype
- Tinder
A billboard speaks only to you. What’s its message?- “Look behind you.”
- “This is not your first run.”
- “She’s cheating on you.”
- “He’s cheating on you.”
- “They’re cheating on you.”
A bar of soap that changes your voice—how?- Makes you sound like someone else
- Makes animals understand you
- Makes your voice echo seconds later
Choose your fate mechanic:- Flip a three-sided coin
- Roll a 13-sided die
- Draw a card with shifting faces
You look through a window into another world. What’s the first thing you see?- A bird made of paper flying backwards
- A child holding your name in chalk
- A city built upside down
A coin lands on its edge. What strange event begins?- Everyone swaps personalities
- The sky flickers once
- You stop casting a shadow
- Time stops
- The world stops revolving
- Earthquake
Your headphones pick up hidden broadcasts. What do you hear?- Static whispers of future news
- Poetry from a vanished language
- Conversations between stars
If you could clean one invisible thing, what would it be?- Regret
- Forgotten promises
- Fear of change
When you shine a light in the forest, what appears?- A path made of fog
- Footprints walking backward
- Your future self waving
You pull a paperclip from your pocket—what oddity?- It multiplies when nobody watches
- It bends into words
- It’s warm and pulses
Choose a path no one has walked before:- A staircase made of moths
- A tunnel in the roots of trees
- A bridge that hums when stepped on
Your dream is stored in an object. What is it?- A cracked compass
- A pressed flower in wax
- A tiny snow globe
- A lost backpack
- A very long book
- A refrigerator
An eye opens in the sky for one second. What do you do?- Wink back
- Record it and forget
- Pretend it was a bird
- Can I shoot it?
What wall would you want to walk through?- The one in your childhood home
- One that appears only at midnight
- One made of breathing stone
- En fait, j’allais dire la Grande Muraille de Chine mais genre, je l’avais appris en histoire quand j’étais au collège et je ne sais même pas si la muraille était un mur mais bon. J’ai aussi sommeil et fallait une dernière option assez loufoque donc… pourquoi pas celle-ci ?
Last poll of the day (I am not getting banned, no need for that poll)
W or L polls?- W
- L
- You’re late
- Please go rest
I somewhat feel like this is the worst polls I could ever make but maybe I’ll make a come back with polls #8… at least I hope. G’night sophists!
Featured polls~
Which brain upgrade would you choose?
What would be your animal sidekick?
If colors had moods, which one fits you today?
You open a box and find…?
Which reality glitch would you exploit?
Which type of NPC are you in a fantasy world?
You put on magic goggles—what do they reveal?
If you could grow one thing instantly, what would it be?
The ocean speaks to you. What does it offer?
A secret room opens in your house. What’s inside?
Choose a bizarre invention to exist:
Which unusual game show would you win?
A mysterious character gives you a gift. What is it?
If your shadow had a secret power, what would it be?
You find a scroll with one spell. It casts:
Which kind of mysterious bird delivers your messages?
A forgotten radio starts playing…?
Your bed floats into the sky—where do you land?
You can step into any painting. What kind?
If your laugh caused a magical effect, what would it be?
A vending machine gives you a bottle labeled “???” What flavor is it?
What item would protect you from glitches in reality?
If you wore a mask that changed your fate, what would it look like?
A tiny dragon offers you a pact. What do you gain?
Which kind of impossible job would you want?
If your life had a hidden soundtrack, what genre would it secretly be?
You grow one extra magical tooth. What does it do?
What cursed carnival attraction would you try?
A dessert grants you wisdom. What form does it take?
What would your haunted candle do?
A letter arrives with no return address. Inside:
A forgotten pager on your desk beeps. It displays:
What harmless fear would you want to gain magical powers from?
If everyone had one hidden label, what would yours read?
What secret would your socks whisper to each other?
Which object in your home is quietly alive?
If one app on your phone held a forbidden secret, which would it be?
A billboard speaks only to you. What’s its message?
A bar of soap that changes your voice—how?
Choose your fate mechanic:
You look through a window into another world. What’s the first thing you see?
A coin lands on its edge. What strange event begins?
Your headphones pick up hidden broadcasts. What do you hear?
If you could clean one invisible thing, what would it be?
When you shine a light in the forest, what appears?
You pull a paperclip from your pocket—what oddity?
Choose a path no one has walked before:
Your dream is stored in an object. What is it?
An eye opens in the sky for one second. What do you do?
What wall would you want to walk through?
W or L polls?
Me takes hugs!
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