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Getting bored of Survival
I should find a new minigame
May of 2020
saw the game and I thought
oh my god the frick is this
so many trolly kits
but I guess I’ll play a gaaaaaame,
default kit every game
getting dominated all day long
everybody’s kits are pvp
because it is so damn basic
but hey, I can survive
I get better ping here, than to 262ms
teams and Jesters, everywhere
but nobody plays sg to be fair
So I’ll keep on playing
and get Snail
My vampire bat is slow and stupid
and I will call it monke
The Fish Kit gets added
with strength and a sword
Keep going with a single dream
that one day I’ll be leaderboard
They added another map…
but I know it’s all downloaded (thats a joke keep it up builder team)
Trying to earn tokens…
but it’s not worth the pain
Got a long list of kit deaths…
no high rank kits I’ve gained…
keep getting wrecked in 1v1 duels…
but that’s just the game
MunchyMC gets a newsletter
I will miss you glider kit
now it’s on the manual crouching
but now I only want one thing
to get, the media rank
(what the frick it’s 1k subs)
and I join the Monke Claaaann
screaming, crying,
Vast users
as we nerf their kit to bits
don’t worry- Glider’s next
we’ll completely revamp WW’s
make it a whole new game while i try,
and rise to Media I’ll make for,
myself a name
After what happened ww’s will never be the same
Then i stopped....
if you like, you can make the rest of the parody of the parody