So. lets get to the point. skippo took my idea of posting a daily question so now I will post a daily history lesson that probably has nothing to do with history in any way but munchy.
Todays lesson is: The origin of the monkes
Where did they come from?
No-one except the leader of their tribe knows and they are not willing to tell us. From recent studies, we have learned that they enjoy not only bananas, but muffins too. Modern day monkes have PCs (for some reason) and are actually hidden among our communities these days. (who are the imposters)
Who is their leader?
The current leader of the monkes goes by “McDonalds” and is known to have a high position in our government. Many humans have been searching for this creature who may be in control of things we do not know. @McDonalds posts memes all the time on the internet though he has still not been located.
Why should I care about any of this?
A. They are monkes
B. McDonalds will make you regret not liking monkes.
Why does this feel like a news article and not a history thingy?
Because it wouldn’t be interesting.
Are there any threats to me?
No, but the current president is giving out a huge prize of $100000000 for the person that locates the leader of the monke clan.
Till the next lesson, farewell.
BABY MONKE