Hello gamers, today is a new generation of satirical munchy stereotypes that I haven’t done in months! Shocking !
Disclaimer: This post is satirical, I am not responsible for offence being taken, unwanted ratios and crying. You have been warned… maybe
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The ratioer. This is the person that for no reason whatsoever other than to seem psychologically superior to others is to go over to a topic, usually by a user named @UnRatioable and attempts to type “ratio” in the replies of the topic. I bet there’s someone out there who will do this, so if you do it, you are a hurtful and mean person…. No I’m not writing this out of spite, what do you mean?
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The admin. This is the person who has no life outside of discord, teamspeak (whatever that is), the forums and minecraft. They should reply to every single direct message within 5 minutes to respond to their “urgent matter” that being “I’m stuck on top of a mountain on kitpvp, how do I get down?” Truly admin matters indeed that no other person on the planet can help them with. That is what they get paid to do after all.
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The staff member. This is just a worse admin who doesn’t get paid, happens to be 14 years old and works 25 hours per day, 8 day per week. wait a minute isnt that just slaver-
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The event member. This is just a worse staff member who only logs on for 1 minute per leap year. Yes they do exist, but only if @ChipperHen is online. Without the event role, there would be nothing stopping @MeerkatMist from hosting Solo Dodgeball 23000 times per day. Luckily she’s too much of a zoomer to get it, so people can get the events they actually want, like snakie, the best event.
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The prison player. “When map 9”
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The survival player. “Prison is so scary and toxic and mean and… Yes I’m 11 years old, why do you ask?”
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The kitpvp player. “LAAWL XD YOU’RE SO BAD KID YES I DO USE CAPS LOCK I HATE YOU insert clan name/player name here ON TOP YOU’RE DOG YOU’RE TRASH ACTUAL VICTIM… Yes I have been to juvy why do you ask?”
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The woolwars player. “I love this update I can play essentially the same gamemode for 7 years and have it stay exactly the same in core principles! Never gets old!”
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The SG player. Insert waiting for SG update gif here
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The Purg player. Dead silence… @MassiveBrain: hi I exist
Staff member stereotypes coming soon,… but for now, enjoy
Edit: thank you @HELIXED for being a life saver as usual