I'm at school and STILL incredibly bored. Please tell me some jokes :D

Title says it all, I’ve tried this before but it turned into me explaining the german school system and why it doesn’t matter what grades i get. I just need some bad jokes so I can be less bored please :weary:
Right now it’s bearable, but I have math in about 2 hours and I definitely need some good jokes to get me through that. Would definitely appreciate some jokes, doesn’t matter if they’re good or bad! o/

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Rain pouring

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Who’s there?

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no one and no one was knocking at the door

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no one and no one was knocking at the door who? :D

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a cat

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That was really bad but I chuckled! Thank you for that joke lmao

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I ran three miles today…

Finally I said “Lady, TAKE your purse”

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. :smiley:

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knock knock

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Oh no…

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MY MATH TEACHERS MAKE THESE JOKES PLEASE HELP OH GOD HAHAH
(Body unclear :neutral_face: )

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(I’m scared) Whos there?

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your mom

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knock knock

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:sob: Your mom who?

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Whos there?

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:skull: :skull: :skull:

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uuuuuhhh um uh

me?

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free joke

Why did the man miss the funeral?

answer

He wasn’t a mourning person

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